dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

So my sister came into my room and asked if she could borrow my bike because she didn’t want to use her gas and I was like “yea I guess..but you can’t use my basket” because my bike is the only thing I care about in this world and she was like “okay thanks”. Then she came in five minutes later and was like “can I use your basket” and I was like “no” and then she started flipping the fuck out and basically like threw a fit. She’s like 20. So my bike was outside and my basket was in my room because it detaches and she grabbed it and ran away and I stopped her from leaving and she called my dad and he was like “I don’t really see why she doesn’t want you to use it but it’s her bike so she can do what she wants” Oh and I don’t want her using it because she doesn’t care about other peoples things and would probably break it and I haven’t even used it yet. So I grabbed my basket and now I’m sitting in my bathroom with the door locked.

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

caseyanthonyofficial:

the-piedbetty:

taissafamiga:

the cry of a broken soul

:/He came home from war and realized this is what he was fighting for

caseyanthonyofficial:

the-piedbetty:

taissafamiga:

the cry of a broken soul

:/

He came home from war and realized this is what he was fighting for

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

klingonrealitytelevision:

"Well it’s an opinion so it can’t be wrong.”

Okay we are not 5 anymore, opinions can be wrong, your parents lied to you, your teachers lied to you. Not every comment you have will be valid, not everything you say needs to be heard. 

And opinions can be and have been wrong. 

But if you wanna hold that idea then it’s my OPINION that you’re a loser my opinion is right and valid, ur a loser now. Suck it loser.