poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark
baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

cybercitrus:

adults

cybercitrus:

adults

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not