internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting